Ayano Aishi Spills About the Identity of the Infamous "Info-chan"

This was when everyone was dying,so excuse us if we look utterly terrified.

Hello everyone. It's Sakyu and Inkyu Basu,who are...both sick. We're gonna try to keep this post short,but it's still pretty juicy.

We recently sat down with Ayano Aishi,and she has confirmed the rumors of a mysterious "Info-chan" who's hobby's include blackmailing girls and selling panty shots to boys.

Sakyu Basu:What contact have you had with Info-chan?

Ayano Aishi:We were partners. She helped me kidnap Osana and Musume and kill Amai.

Inkyu Basu:How?

AA:She put a instrument case in the storage closet,that's where I stored Osana and Musume. She also supplied me with a clean uniform after I got blood on my old one. I texted her panty shots,and in exchange she supplied me with anything I asked for. I could also text her a picture of a students face and she would tell me their name,crush,club,class,etc.

IB:That's horrible!

AA:I only agreed to it so that I could keep Osana-chan away from my Senpai...

SB:You mean Taro.

AA:Yeah.

Speaking of Ayano and Taro,guess who just started dating?

Yeah.

Ayano and Taro.

That's it this week! 

Love,

Inkyu Basu✨

and

Sakyu Basu🌸

Kokona and Saki Give A PSA on The Flu

Ati Suto has some new drawings! Check em' out on the "Ati's Corner" page!

Hello everyone! Saki and Kokona are here today to talk about the sickness sweeping our school.

The flu.

We all hate it,(Unless you're faking it to stay home from school,then it's great!)

First Kokona was sick,

Then Ayano,

Then Hanako and Osana,

Then Midori,Oka,Mai,and the Basu sisters...

Then EVERYONE ELSE!!! (Almost.)

So wash your hands,and all that jazz.

With love,(And germs)

Kokona Haruka

and

Student Spotlight #2

Midori Gurin

Your author is currently ill and cannot produce a proper post. 

My apologies,

Midori Memes #1

Merry Saturday,

Midori Gurin

How To Make Octo-dogs (Feat.Kokona Haruka)

Hey everyone,it's your gal,Musume Ronshaku! I saw my friend Kokona making octopus hot dogs for our friends the other day,and told her that I knew some people who would love to learn how to make em',and she told me how!

1. 1.Cut hot dog in half length-wise, leaving about 1" intact at the end.
2. 2.Cut each of the long sections in half (lengthwise), then in half again - these are the legs.
3. 3.Boil until legs' curl up and hot dog is cooked through.

So there you have it! I hope you enjoyed,sorry it was short!

Much love,

Osana's Picture Day Fail (As Told by Oka Ruto)

Once apon a time,on April 18th,2016,Osana Najimi was just a little girl,(No,I wasn't! -Osana) She had been walking to school with Taro Yamada,when she tripped on a vine outside the schools entrance,getting her stockings and skirt dirty. Taro offered to help her up,but being her usual salty self,(Hey! -Osana)she refused. She got up,and,noticing her muddy lower body,threw her hands up in the air and made a noise that I think sounded kind of like,"Uhgh!" or maybe it was,"Augh!"or maybe...(The rest of this part was deleted due to length issues. -Osana.)"You could just wear your gym uniform." Taro suggested. "IT'S PICTURE DAY." Osana girly-screeched,while stamping her foot. (I did not! -Osana) "They would probably let you do retakes." Taro reasoned. "I DON'T WANT RETAKES. Osana made that "Uhgh" noise again. Or maybe it was...(Length issues again. -Osana) She proceeded to be grouchy for several hours. (NO I DIDN'T. -Osana) Then she started getting desperate. She dipped her uniform in a bucket of water,but then she realized she didn't have any way to dry it. She tried to dry it by standing on top of the incinerator while it was on,and holding her uniform over the smoke. It didn't work,and she ended up getting ash all over her uniform. She tried to wipe the ash off with a rag,but the rag had previously been used to soak up chemicals,so it ate a whole through the stomach of her shirt. (At least it didn't get on my skirt!-Osana)She tried to put it through the washing machine,but it shrank. It got some of the ash off,though. (Oh goodie. -Osana.) By then it was time for class 1-1 to get their pictures taken,so she had to wear her shrunken,wet,still a little ashy, hole-in-the-stomach shirt. And then she walked past me,(Oka),and I said,"T-Taro said your skirt got dirty,I...I wasn't expecting this." Osana glared at me and said,"Shut up,smart mouth." Then I said,"You...You do realize that the picture are from the chest up,right?" She facepalmed herself,and made that,"Uhgh!"noise again. Or maybe...(You know the drill. Length issues and whatnot. -Osana) Don't worry,she got retakes. (I think they were to busy laughing at my misery to worry about whether or not I got retakes. -Osana.)

XOXO,

and

Osana Najimi and Taro Yamada! The Sudden Breakup and What Hanako Has to do With it!

Hey everyone! Inkyu and Sakyu Basu here with the Wednesday gossip report! (All art is by Ati Suto,see Saki's post from yesturday.) 

Student council president Megami Saiko,returned to school yesterday! She has regretfully missed out on many moments that will define our school for years. She missed three murders,two kidnappings,three new students,two trials,two blackmailings and two jail sentences! (Which you can read about on the Akademi's Recent History page.) Megami went live on the school's intercom at lunchtime today, giving a speech dedicated to the deceased students.

Ati Suto's artwork of Amai Odayaka,Kizana Sunobu and Asu Rito has been framed and put up on display at school. During Megami Saiko's speech, she adressed Ati directly. Saying,"Ati Suto,you have ensured that we will never forget the faces of Amai,Kizana or Asu. A true act of heroism. And what better way to remember those three girls than with beautiful artwork?" 

Ati Suto has her own page on the blog! She runs the "Ati's Corner" page. Go check it out! 

Kokona Haruka and Riku Soma are officially dating! They both have purple hair,so it's destiny,right? Probably? No? Whatever. We're happy for them. 

Osana Najimi and Taro Yamada have broken up! Three days ago Hanako Yamada transferred here to spend time with her brother,Taro. Hanako is known to be rather...uh...clingy. This is the theory we currently have as to the reason behind Osana and Taro's breakup. When asked about the impact this has had on their relationship,Osana said,"We still get along just fine,and it's none of your business,anyway!" The three still walk to school as a group,so it can be assumed that she is telling the truth.

That's it for this week! See you next Wednesday!

Love,

Inkyu Basu✨

and

Sakyu Basu🌸