Thursday, December 29, 2016

Ayano Aishi Spills About the Identity of the Infamous "Info-chan"

This was when everyone was dying,so excuse us if we look utterly terrified.

Hello everyone. It's Sakyu and Inkyu Basu,who are...both sick. We're gonna try to keep this post short,but it's still pretty juicy.
We recently sat down with Ayano Aishi,and she has confirmed the rumors of a mysterious "Info-chan" who's hobby's include blackmailing girls and selling panty shots to boys.
Sakyu Basu:What contact have you had with Info-chan?
Ayano Aishi:We were partners. She helped me kidnap Osana and Musume and kill Amai.
Inkyu Basu:How?
AA:She put a instrument case in the storage closet,that's where I stored Osana and Musume. She also supplied me with a clean uniform after I got blood on my old one. I texted her panty shots,and in exchange she supplied me with anything I asked for. I could also text her a picture of a students face and she would tell me their name,crush,club,class,etc.
IB:That's horrible!
AA:I only agreed to it so that I could keep Osana-chan away from my Senpai...
SB:You mean Taro.
AA:Yeah.
Speaking of Ayano and Taro,guess who just started dating?




Yeah.


Ayano and Taro.

That's it this week! 
Love,
Inkyu Basu✨
and
Sakyu Basu🌸

Kokona and Saki Give A PSA on The Flu

Ati Suto has some new drawings! Check em' out on the "Ati's Corner" page!

Hello everyone! Saki and Kokona are here today to talk about the sickness sweeping our school.
The flu.
We all hate it,(Unless you're faking it to stay home from school,then it's great!)
First Kokona was sick,
Then Ayano,
Then Hanako and Osana,
Then Midori,Oka,Mai,and the Basu sisters...



Then EVERYONE ELSE!!! (Almost.)
So wash your hands,and all that jazz.
With love,(And germs)
Kokona Haruka
and

Student Spotlight #2

Midori Gurin
Your author is currently ill and cannot produce a proper post. 
My apologies,

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Midori Memes #1


Merry Saturday,
Midori Gurin

How To Make Octo-dogs (Feat.Kokona Haruka)

Hey everyone,it's your gal,Musume Ronshaku! I saw my friend Kokona making octopus hot dogs for our friends the other day,and told her that I knew some people who would love to learn how to make em',and she told me how!
  1. 1.Cut hot dog in half length-wise, leaving about 1" intact at the end.
  2. 2.Cut each of the long sections in half (lengthwise), then in half again - these are the legs.
  3. 3.Boil until legs' curl up and hot dog is cooked through.

So there you have it! I hope you enjoyed,sorry it was short!
Much love,

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Osana's Picture Day Fail (As Told by Oka Ruto)


Once apon a time,on April 18th,2016,Osana Najimi was just a little girl,(No,I wasn't! -Osana) She had been walking to school with Taro Yamada,when she tripped on a vine outside the schools entrance,getting her stockings and skirt dirty. Taro offered to help her up,but being her usual salty self,(Hey! -Osana)she refused. She got up,and,noticing her muddy lower body,threw her hands up in the air and made a noise that I think sounded kind of like,"Uhgh!" or maybe it was,"Augh!"or maybe...(The rest of this part was deleted due to length issues. -Osana.)"You could just wear your gym uniform." Taro suggested. "IT'S PICTURE DAY." Osana girly-screeched,while stamping her foot. (I did not! -Osana) "They would probably let you do retakes." Taro reasoned. "I DON'T WANT RETAKES. Osana made that "Uhgh" noise again. Or maybe it was...(Length issues again. -Osana) She proceeded to be grouchy for several hours. (NO I DIDN'T. -Osana) Then she started getting desperate. She dipped her uniform in a bucket of water,but then she realized she didn't have any way to dry it. She tried to dry it by standing on top of the incinerator while it was on,and holding her uniform over the smoke. It didn't work,and she ended up getting ash all over her uniform. She tried to wipe the ash off with a rag,but the rag had previously been used to soak up chemicals,so it ate a whole through the stomach of her shirt. (At least it didn't get on my skirt!-Osana)She tried to put it through the washing machine,but it shrank. It got some of the ash off,though. (Oh goodie. -Osana.) By then it was time for class 1-1 to get their pictures taken,so she had to wear her shrunken,wet,still a little ashy, hole-in-the-stomach shirt. And then she walked past me,(Oka),and I said,"T-Taro said your skirt got dirty,I...I wasn't expecting this." Osana glared at me and said,"Shut up,smart mouth." Then I said,"You...You do realize that the picture are from the chest up,right?" She facepalmed herself,and made that,"Uhgh!"noise again. Or maybe...(You know the drill. Length issues and whatnot. -Osana) Don't worry,she got retakes. (I think they were to busy laughing at my misery to worry about whether or not I got retakes. -Osana.)
XOXO,
and

Osana Najimi and Taro Yamada! The Sudden Breakup and What Hanako Has to do With it!


Hey everyone! Inkyu and Sakyu Basu here with the Wednesday gossip report! (All art is by Ati Suto,see Saki's post from yesturday.) 
Student council president Megami Saiko,returned to school yesterday! She has regretfully missed out on many moments that will define our school for years. She missed three murders,two kidnappings,three new students,two trials,two blackmailings and two jail sentences! (Which you can read about on the Akademi's Recent History page.) Megami went live on the school's intercom at lunchtime today, giving a speech dedicated to the deceased students.


Ati Suto's artwork of Amai Odayaka,Kizana Sunobu and Asu Rito has been framed and put up on display at school. During Megami Saiko's speech, she adressed Ati directly. Saying,"Ati Suto,you have ensured that we will never forget the faces of Amai,Kizana or Asu. A true act of heroism. And what better way to remember those three girls than with beautiful artwork?" 



Ati Suto has her own page on the blog! She runs the "Ati's Corner" page. Go check it out! 
Kokona Haruka and Riku Soma are officially dating! They both have purple hair,so it's destiny,right? Probably? No? Whatever. We're happy for them. 
Osana Najimi and Taro Yamada have broken up! Three days ago Hanako Yamada transferred here to spend time with her brother,Taro. Hanako is known to be rather...uh...clingy. This is the theory we currently have as to the reason behind Osana and Taro's breakup. When asked about the impact this has had on their relationship,Osana said,"We still get along just fine,and it's none of your business,anyway!" The three still walk to school as a group,so it can be assumed that she is telling the truth.

That's it for this week! See you next Wednesday!
Love,
Inkyu Basu✨
and
Sakyu Basu🌸

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Saki Talks About Cliques (+Ati Suto)

(Art is drawn by the lovely Ati Suto,see end of post.) Hey everyone,I'm Saki Miyu. Today Kokona is sick,so I'll be doing today's post solo. Today I'll be talking about.... Cliques! If you look the word, "Clique," up on Google,this is what you get:
 clique
klēk,klik/
noun
plural noun: cliques
  1. a small group of people, with shared interests or other features in common, who spend time together and do not readily allow others to join them.
  2. Some cliques could look like this:
  3. (Oka and her squad totally let me post this pic,so that's cool.)
  4. Or some cliques could look like this:
  5. (Another Ati Suto drawing.)
Or some could even look like this:
Yes,that's right,me and my BFF's count! 
But those are all what I like to call,"Positive Cliques." The people in the clique are good friends,and treat each other with respect. They have a positive influence on each other. 
But not every clique is like that. In fact,most of them aren't.
(Another Ati Suto work.) These girls hang out by the incinerator all day long. They cut class,and I don't even think they're registered students. They obviously have no regard for school rules or other peoples safety. They encourage each other to act this way. 

Whether a clique is positive or negative,it can have negative influences on you. You don't get to see very many other people,because you are constantly pinned to one group. You may have several shoulders to cry on,but you will never learn the skills you need to deal with social issues,because you are always running to your friends. Some cliques have rules you need to follow,or you will be kicked out of the group. It's good to have friends,but you need to have a variety of friends who all are kind, respectful people.
My advice,don't stay with one group for too long. Change who you hang out with every once in a while. If someone says you need to be in their group to hang out with them,they don't need to be your friend,
With boredom  love,
If you stuck around to the end,good job! Now for the exciting part:
A couple days ago we got a new student named Ati Suto. She's from the United States. Japanese is her second language,because her mother is from Japan. Her second day at Akademi,and I saw her drawing on a sketch pad. I asked her what she was drawing,and she held up a sketch of our school uniform. 
I said,"That's really good,Ati!" She blushed and asked if I wanted a drawing. I said yes,and she handed me this the next day:
Soon everyone wanted her to drew them a picture. I think Mai asked for like,five.



I think they're beautiful!





She also drew one of Nemeshisu,and one in memory of Amai Odayaka. 

Absolutely beautiful.